So for fun, I gave his name the Googler, images. THIS is what I found.
That's not my big brother.
Anyways, I hope he's taking care of himself and taking a lunch break. I hope he's stopped drinking diet Coke. Diet Coke is BAD! Don't get me started on how toxic Aspartame is. And how Donald Rumsfeld has benefited in the millions. Please, for your birthday - don't drink Diet Coke! Do it for me. Go buy yourself a maple-walnut ice cream cone instead.