Just a few thoughts that ran through my head today

1. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

2. Look in my eyes... please....Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

3. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

4. Trust me, I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

and my personal favorite:

5. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.